Can you believe it? I’ve been married to the most wonderful woman in the world for four years now. I feel I need to come clean about a couple things. First Allison would never hurt me. Second I never made the standard bet with someone about how long my marriage would last. This comic is completely fake, but I do love to tell stories and make jokes. Does anyone know where the standard bet price comes from? It’s probably in a ton of movies, but I’m referring to Randolph Duke and Mortimer Duke’s bet in Trading Places. A great movie.