Can you believe it? I’ve been married to the most wonderful woman in the world for four years now. I feel I need to come clean about a couple things. First Allison would never hurt me. Second I never made the standard bet with someone about how long my marriage would last. This comic is completely fake, but I do love to tell stories and make jokes. Does anyone know where the standard bet price comes from? It’s probably in a ton of movies, but I’m referring to Randolph Duke and Mortimer Duke’s bet in Trading Places. A great movie.
Here are some facts that seem like they should be jokes, but they are for real! John Quincy Adams liked swimming nude in the Potomac River. Grover Cleveland married his law partner’s daughter. President can do some funny and weird things, but we still
love like them. Plus if you could swim the Potomac nude, wouldn’t you?
Happy April Fools day. I’m not a practical joker, so I don’t have any stories about them. Instead you get a really bad joke. There’s my practical joke for you. You had to read some weird bad joke by me. Luckily you didn’t pay for it and didn’t waste more than a minute to read. What are some of your favorite practical jokes you’ve pulled off or tried to pull off over the years?